Running "apt-get upgrade" on my work box, and one of the packages it was updating was "bsdmainutils". Somehow, I misread that as "bdsmutils" and wondered "When did I install that?".

And what sort of bdsm tools would you want under Linux, assuming that was the sort of thing you were into anyway?

I posted this back in 2002, because I liked it, and I think it's worth repeating again during these uncertain times:

Seething Bilious Hate, Down 3% - Where is all the good news? Why is the media so obsessed with horror and misery? Herein, some possible salve