In discussion last night about the "God says..." billboards, we came up with the notion of a "Cthulhu says..." billboard campagin. Among the suggestions:

"Got ketchup?" --Cthulhu

"I save. I may want a midnight snack." --Cthulhu

"Have you read my book? Big mistake, bub." --Cthulhu

"What part of 'I would run if I were you' did you not understand?" --Cthulhu

"Big Bang? No, Big Buffet..."

Feel free to add your own. :)