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autographedcat) wrote2002-10-03 11:50 pm
autographedcat) wrote2002-10-03 11:50 pm
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Cthulhu says...
In discussion last night about the "God says..." billboards, we came up with the notion of a "Cthulhu says..." billboard campagin. Among the suggestions:
"Got ketchup?" --Cthulhu
"I save. I may want a midnight snack." --Cthulhu
"Have you read my book? Big mistake, bub." --Cthulhu
"What part of 'I would run if I were you' did you not understand?" --Cthulhu
"Big Bang? No, Big Buffet..."
Feel free to add your own. :)
"Got ketchup?" --Cthulhu
"I save. I may want a midnight snack." --Cthulhu
"Have you read my book? Big mistake, bub." --Cthulhu
"What part of 'I would run if I were you' did you not understand?" --Cthulhu
"Big Bang? No, Big Buffet..."
Feel free to add your own. :)
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"C'mon over and bring the kids. We're out of Hamburger Helper." -- Cthulhu
"I need to eat." -- Cthulhu
"Keep using my name in vain. It'll make the gate open faster." -- Cthulhu
"Loved the wedding. The bride was delicious." -- Cthulhu
"That 'Love Thy Neighbor' thing... I forgot to add, 'To Death'." -- Cthulhu
"I'll devour you and you and you and you and..." -- Cthulhu
"Is the road you're on twisting into arcane angles beyond human perception and understanding? Good." -- Cthulhu
"Follow me. It's time for dinner." -- Cthulhu
"Big Bang theory? Sorry. I farted." -- Cthulhu
"My way is inevitable." -- Cthulhu
"Need sanity?" -- Cthulhu
"You think it's hot here? Wait till you meet Cthuga." -- Cthulhu
"Have you read my #1 Bestseller? Sucks to be you, doesn't it?" -- Cthulhu
"Do you have any idea who I'm eating?" -- Cthulhu
"Make me come down there. I'm hungry." -- Cthulhu
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*hug*
-R
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(Anonymous) 2002-10-04 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)Ann Onynous
[mood: cachinnating]
[music: "Banned From Arkham" by Terence Chua]
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There Ain't No Arguin' About Taste
(Anonymous) 2002-10-04 08:50 pm (UTC)(link)had some personal experience with that Real Old Time Religion. Sayeth he -
"Let's meet at My house Sunday before the hunt." - Cthulhu
"C'mon over and bring some tender young humans." - Cthulhu
"What part of "Thou Shalt Not Flee" didn't you understand?" - Cthulhu
"We need to feed." - Cthulhu
"Keep saying My Name incorrectly, I will come." - Cthulhu
"Loved the wedding; invite Me to the feast?" - Cthulhu
"I love you and you and you and you, and that should do for lunch." - Cthulhu
"Will the road you're on get you out of My grasp?" - Cthulhu
"My way is the Old Way." - Cthulhu
"Need directions? Follow the disturbing little green statues to the bonfire." - Cthulhu
"You think it's hot here? Wait 'til you're on My rotisserie." - Cthulhu
"Have you read my #1 bestseller 'How To Serve Man'?" - Cthulhu (with Damon Knight)
"Don't make Me come up there." - Cthulhu
Ann Onynous (Miskatonic U. Class of '08)
[mood: loathsome and membranous, tenebrous and batrachian]
[music: Howard Phillips' "Some Thing's Coming / Tonight" medley]